Mean Machine
26/12/2001
2h
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
Cast
Vinnie Jones
Danny Meehan
David Kelly
Doc
David Hemmings
Governor
Ralph Brown
Burton
Vas Blackwood
Massive
Robbie Gee
Trojan
Geoff Bell
Ratchett
John Forgeham
Sykes
Sally Phillips
Tracey
Danny Dyer
Billy the Limpet
Jason Flemyng
Bob Likely
Jason Statham
Monk
Martin Wimbush
Z
David Reid
Barman
David Cropman
Second Barman
Tim Perrin
Policeman
Paul Mari
Policeman
Nicholas Moss
Hayter
Stephen Walters
Nitro
Andrew Grainger
Ketch
Jamie Sives
Chiv
Adam Fogerty
Mouse
Rocky Marshall
Cigs
Elwin 'Chopper' David
Jerome McFife
Omid Djalili
Raj
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