Adam Sandler

Nicky

Patricia Arquette

Valerie Veran

Harvey Keitel

Dad

Rhys Ifans

Adrian

Tommy Lister Jr.

Cassius

Rodney Dangerfield

Lucifer

Allen Covert

Todd

Peter Dante

Peter

Jonathan Loughran

John

Robert Smigel

Beefy

Reese Witherspoon

Holly

Dana Carvey

Referee

Jon Lovitz

Peeper

Kevin Nealon

Gatekeeper

Michael McKean

Chief of Police

Quentin Tarantino

Deacon

Blake Clark

Jimmy the Demon

Rob Schneider

The Townie

John Witherspoon

Street Vendor

Clint Howard

Nipples

Leah Lail

Christa

Jackie Sandler

Jenna

Frank Sivero

Alumni Hall Announcer

Lewis Arquette

Cardinal

George Wallace

Mayor Randolph

Christopher Carroll

Hitler

Ellen Cleghorne

Mom

Reggie McFadden

Dad

Philip Bolden

Son

Laura Harring

Mrs. Dunleavy

Erinn Bartlett

Fenner

Henry Winkler

Henry Winkler

Ozzy Osbourne

Himself

Bill Walton

Bill Walton

Regis Philbin

Regis Philbin

Sylvia Lopez

Sylvia Lopez

Sidney Ganis

Weatherman

Troy Brown

Beating Cop

Stuart Rudin

Bus Shelter Bum

Lillian Adams

Old Lady at Game

Steven Brill

WNYH Reporter (uncredited)

Tim Herlihy

Korean Man (uncredited)

Dan Marino

Dan Marino (uncredited)

Carl Weathers

Chubbs (uncredited)

John Farley

Human Dartboard

Michael Deak

Gary the Monster

Craig 'Radio Man' Castaldo

Bum in Alley