Julie Strain

Ivanna Dance / Demanda

Lloyd Kaufman

The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)

Arban Ornelas

Soul Stripper (as Arban)

Masuimi Max

Sexy Asian Vampire

Kevin Eastman

Travis Dance

Rob Zazzali

Timmy

Joel Himelhoch

Chief Doublestump

Elwood Carlisle

Private Dick Sam Black

Jorge Garcia

Racoon Head

Randy Sklar

News Anchor

Jason Sklar

News Anchor

Debbie Rochon

Zelda Lipschitz / Herself

Joe Fleishaker

Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm

James Gunn

Self

Elizabeth Johnson

James' Assistant

India Allen

Sally Sterks

Ronn Surels

Deke the Red Herring

Antonia Dorian

Larry the Stripper

Isabelle Stephen

Lesbian Art Student #1

Kelli Powers

Lesbian Art Student #2

Jamie Greco

Surly Crack-Head Trannie

Ron Jeremy

Jimmy (as Ron Hyatt)

Trey Parker

Steve Keen (as Juan Schwartz)

Timothy Muskatell

Guy Who Finds the Space Ship

Josh Taylor

Fake Zit Guy

Ted Raimi

Next Door Neighbor (as Bill Ferguson)

John Williamette

Guy Who Gets Ass Fucked by Buddy

Adam Jahnke

Purse Snatcher

James Ojala

Monster Meat

Paul Salamoff

Office Chair Victim

Kevin Thigpen

Black Guy #2

Gared Williams

Bouncer

Trent Haaga

Guy at the Party

Ramzi Abed

Guy at the Party

Lizzy Strain

Party Goer

Eli Roth

Party Goer

Doug Sakmann

Party Goer

Stephen Blackehart

Self (uncredited)

Crystal Cartwright

Woman on Balcony (uncredited)

Wes Craven

Party Goer (uncredited)

New Found Glory

New Found Glory

Mark Gagliardi

People at the Party

Tamela

People at the Party

Smokey Miles

Party Goer

James Lynch

Party Goer

Leroy Patterson

Party Goer

Phil Haney

Party Goer

Penny Folger

People at the Party

Paul Malcolm Pruett

Party Goer

Nicole Talley

People at the Party (as Nicolle Talley)

Heather Darling

People at the Party

Lisa Michelle Axelrod

Voice Over

J.D. Brown

Party Goer

Lenora Claire

Party Goer

Josi Kat

Self

Arban Ornelas

Soul Stripper

D.M. Schofield

Lesbian Vampire

Zafer Ulkucu

People at the Party

Gabriel Friedman

Strip Bar Announcer / Larry / Deacon / Oliver Stone (voice) (uncredited)

Marc Gras

(uncredited)

Edward Havens

Party Announcer (voice) (uncredited)

Chris Lanphear

Sgt.Kabukiman / Rapist (voice) (uncredited)

Sam Macaroni

Mr. Freaky (uncredited)

Terryn Westbrook

Door Girl (uncredited)