Mel Smith

Rocco Melonchek

Bob Nelson

Jacques

John Turturro

Roland T. Flakfizer

Teri Copley

Tina

George De La Pena

Roberto Volare

John Savident

Edmund Lazlo

Spike Alexander

Alan Grant

Juliana Donald

Lisa Le Baron (as Juli Donald)

Nancy Marchand

Lillian Oglethorpe

Eddie Griffin

Messenger

Katherine LaNasa

Dancer #1

Franklin Cover

Doctor

Thomas Mikal Ford

Cop

Matthew Sussman

Cop

Billy Beck

Janitor

Sam Krachmalnick

Conductor

Max Alexander

Stage Manager

Irene Olga López

Pedestrian

Warren Thomas

Paramedic

Dick Monday

Rob

Katherine Heard

Laura

Michael Ciotti

Kid

Gary Grossman

Father

Anita Dangler

Usherette

Charlotte Zucker

Woman with Program

John C. Anders

Security Guard Amundson

Dick Corman

Theatre Janitor

Marion Dugan

Good Morning Usher

Jim Smith

Stage Hand

Ricky Lee La Pietre

Stage Hand

Louisa Abernathy

Nurse

Corki Grazer

Nurse

Kathleen Doyle

Nurse

Richardson Morse

Jailor

Jason Ross-Azikiwe

Precinct Cop

Charles Dugan

N.Y. Stage Manager

Mark Pitta

Singing Lobster Gram

Barbara Schillaci

Stuffy Patron

Michael Dansicker

N.Y. Conductor

Eric Poppick

Chauffeur

Jessica Biscardi

Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Jim Rhine

Movie Patron (uncredited)