Johnny Depp

Charlie Mortdecai

Gwyneth Paltrow

Johanna Mortdecai

Ewan McGregor

Inspector Alistair Martland

Paul Bettany

Jock Strapp

Jonny Pasvolsky

Emil Strago

Olivia Munn

Georgina Krampf

Jeff Goldblum

Milton Krampf

Michael Culkin

Sir Graham Archer

Ulrich Thomsen

Romanov

Alec Utgoff

Dmitri

Guy Burnet

Maurice

Paul Whitehouse

Spinoza

Norma Atallah

Bronwen

Nicholas Farrell

Auctioneer

Karl Theobald

Gardener

Michael Byrne

The Duke

James Joyce

Duke's Footman

Emily Lawrence

Woman in Jock's Apartment

Carly Steel

Krampf's Third Wife

Jenna Russell

Detective

Austin Lyon

Hotel Clerk

Ricky Champ

Sergei

Chris Bearne

Farmer

Georgie Carter

Farmer's Daughter

Benny Maslov

Romanov's Aide

Colette O'Neil

The Duchess

Evie Brodie

Mum on Plane

Michael Aguiló

Revolutionary

Michael Shelford

Sedgewicks Worker

Junix Inocian

Fang Fat

Rob de Groot

Vladimir

Camilla Beeput

Receptionist

Andrew Spiers

Sedgwick's Worker - Lights

Paul Westwood

Sedgwick's Footman

John O'Brien

Butler

Jerry T. Adams

Butler #2

J.J. Holiday

Band Member (Guitar)

Joe Sublett

Band Member (Sax)

Debra Dobkin

Band Member (Percussion / Congas)

Darrell Leonard

Band Member (Trumpet)

Bruce Witkin

Band Member (DBL Bass)

Michael Murphy

Band Member (Keyboard)

John Rubano

Band Member (Keyboard)

Scott Sheldon

Party Guest

Geoff Pilkington

Sick Guest

Kumiko Nagano

Sick Guest

David Cheung

Right Hand Man

Leon Sua

Thug

Jamie Bernadette

Bikini Babe (uncredited)