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Robert Picardo

Giorgio

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Self

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Girl in Dorm Hallway

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Lisa

Bob Drew

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Jason Hervey

Young Thornton

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Coed #1

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Judge

Michael McGrady

Player #1

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Beth Peters

Mrs. Stuyvesant

Phil Rubenstein

Executive #1

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Trendy Man

Steve Sweeney

Security Guard

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Hot Tub Girl

John William Young

Executive #2

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Petey

Josh Saylor

Student in Diane's Class

William Grauer

Drunken Student

Kristen Aldrich

Girl in Diane's Class

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Hot Tub Girl

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Lisa's Friend

Jill D. Merin

Girl at Dorm Party

John William James

Man in Stands

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Cashier

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Rodette

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Rodette

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Rodette

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Michael Reid

"Twist & Shout" Band Member

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"Twist & Shout" Band Member

Brian O'Doughtery

"Twist & Shout" Band Member

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"Twist & Shout" Band Member

Cliffie Stone

"Twist & Shout" Band Member

Danny Elfman

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Leon Schneiderman

Oingo Boingo Band Member

Steve Bartek

Oingo Boingo Band Member

Dale Turner

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Johnny Vatos Hernandez

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John Avila

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Sam 'Sluggo' Phipps

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Mike Bacich

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