Chloe Fineman

Santa Monica

Sam Morelos

Abby

Matt Cornett

Max

Nicole Byer

Destiny

Liza Koshy

Angel

Natalie Morales

Robin

Paula Pell

Betty Spaghetti

Charlie Day

Rick Richards

Alex Moffat

DJ Don

Fernando Carsa

The Saint Bernard / Samuel Moros

Scott Connors

Ron

Emy Coligado

Margaret

Ava DeMary

Mercedes

Ellie Santos

Abby (age 7)

Mason Gozzi

Max (Age 7)

Luciana VanDette

Mercedes (Age 7)

Alina Santos

Abby (Age 12)

James Kelly

Max (Age 12)

Andy Schneeflock

Steve

Terrence Shingler

Dave

Guinevere Govea

Lily Rose

Michael Kostroff

Nurse Appleman

Kevin Craig West

Homeroom Teacher

Julia DiCesare

Celine

Ali Stoner

Nurse Customer

Elena Estér

Rita The Realtor

Shravan Venkatesh

Teenage Boy

Kevin Curtis

Judas

Ben Heineman

Dicky

Jed Feiman

Skinny Dweeb

Jillian Bell

Cashier

Elle Amyra

Lola

Grace Reiter

Nerdy Gamer

Justin Masters

Jeremy

Chad Addison

Will

Ezra Johnson

Stoner Kid #1

Tommy Armstrong

Stoner Kid #2

Ryan Micho

Ryan

Thalia Gerloff

Gamer Stacey

Stephen C. Bradbury

Gary

Melinda Tanner

Sister Betty

Sheldon Best

Additional Voice (voice)

Kaliswa Brewster

Additional Voice (voice)

Dann Fink

Additional Voice (voice)

Daphne Gaines

Additional Voice (voice)

Jess Kaliban

Additional Voice (voice)

Armando Riesco

Additional Voice (voice)

Cameron Scoggins

Additional Voice(voice)

Jessica Keenan Wynn

Additional Voice (voice)

Alberto Bonilla

Gene (uncredited)

Flynn Harper

Catholic School Student (uncredited)

Kayla LaVine

Girl in flower dress at wedding scene (uncredited)

Jimmy Mehs

Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Celeste Oliva

Maya (uncredited)