Marlon Wayans

Shorty Meeks

Shawn Wayans

Ray Wilkins

Anna Faris

Cindy Campbell

Regina Hall

Brenda Meeks

Damon Wayans Jr.

Agent Underwood

Gregg Wayans

Brad Meeks

Kim Wayans

Nurse Ratchett

Benny Zielke

Jess Phillippe

Cameron Scott Roberts

Jack Kirsch

Cheri Oteri

Gail Hailstorm

Chris Elliott

Shorthand

Dave Sheridan

Doofy Gilmore / Ghostface (voice)

Heidi Gardner

Agent Berger

Lochlyn Munro

Greg Phillippe

Olivia Rose Keegan

Sara Campbell

Ruby Snowber

Elle

Savannah Lee Nassif

Tuesday Campbell

Sydney Park

Dei Meeks

Jon Abrahams

Bobby Prinze

Michael Leavy

Mall Parent (uncredited)

Kai Cenat

Kai Cenat

Paige Mobley

Influencer

Fedor Steer

Artie Claus

Chip Carriere

Mall Santa

Anthony Anderson

Anthony Anderson

Kenan Thompson

Jermaine Jackson

Teyana Taylor

Teyana Taylor

Shaquille O'Neal

Shaquille O'Neal

Carmen Electra

Bartender

Charlene Amoia

Pearl Lady

Glenn Vandagriff

FBI Agent

Ilia Christmas Wayans

Hostess

Craig Wayans

Shorty’s Friend

Axl July Ivory Wayans

Little Girl at the Mall

Keeanu Wayans

Little Boy at the Mall

Deon Cole

Pastor Prime

D.C. Ervin

Clarence the Candy Man

Felissa Rose

Bar Patron

Nedim Jahić

Rick Landers

Scott Kasics

Featured Date at Restaurant (uncredited)